April 2012
this late night commercial
teenage whore: I love sex, but I hate condoms!
me: I hope you like kids.
March 2012
dumbuttt:
girls that have unprotected sex and are devastated when they find out they’re pregnant
“I am afraid of getting older … I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from...”
– Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17 (via hateshiploveship)
Petland~
Yesterday Devan & I went to Petland to play with some puppies. We had really been thinking about buying a Corgi when we have our own place, so we played with one of them. Oh, it was so cute. With it’s stubby paws and it’s big ears and…
Anyway! Today we’re going back to Petland to play with all of the lonely pups. We’re gonna make it a habit of getting them some...
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
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my girlfriend and I are planning out a way to live...
Our first step is to sell our unnecessary belongings and clothes
Our second step is to purchase and/or make recycled clothing
Our third step is to grow our own crops
Any other plans you think we should incorporate into this?
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